Locorito was a type of burrito from discontinued fast food chain Neato Taquitos. After finding and eating a rancid, six-month-old Locorito, Forrest MacNeil becomes incredibly sick from it and rates it 1 out of 5 stars.
The New Locorito From Neato Taquitos: ★☆☆☆☆ (1/5 stars)